i have been shamefully lazy these last two weeks. i have completed neglected my wifely duties. envision sinkfuls of dirty dishes. dust bunnies multiplying. piles of clothes strewn about. pizza and ice cream for dinner. i have mainly been drawing and eating. a lot. and reading mary poppins. maybe i just should hire her to come and take care of our apartment. maybe she will let me borrow her carpet bag and funny little hats. and maybe she'll take me jumping inside chalk drawings.
or maybe i will grow up and tend to my adult-ish responsibilities.